Audi Wins the Super Bowl

So that was a Hell of a Super Bowl. Yes Tom Brady is (fill in list of glowing superlatives here). Now, on to the commercials. Quite a few pundits are talking about how Alfa Romeo won the day with its sponsorship. I disagree. The winner is Audi. The loser is Alfa. Here’s why.

For those of you who have not seen it already, Audi’s Super Bowl piece took the automotive day. It’s a spot where a father, in voice-over speaks in indignantly lyrical terms of the disparity in pay between men and women while his brave daughter competes in the world’s most super-bowl commercial-esque soapbox derby. Go daughter! Go equal pay and opportunity! Go buy an Audi!

Is this a cheap piece of issue-association used in the service of selling upper, upper-middle-class Volkswagens? Or is it something more?

First of all, we are talking Super Bowl so we are still telling a story set in what remains the pinnacle of all things advertising. No one can wholly extinguish all cynicism. But let’s just put that aside and enter the two, make that three car companies (Ford was there too) that sought our car-buying dollars on World Brady Day.

First Alfa Romeo. Oh to be new. Oh to be so beautiful, so soaked in heritage, so marinated in Italian passion and so baked in association with Ferrari. And oh those ads were crap. Why on earth are we subjected to a hectoring voice-over and a freighter-load of car clichés? There is a rule in storytelling, and it holds true in advertising: Don’t tell people how to feel, give them a reason. Yet armed with so many gorgeous reasons, Alfa erased what could have made its introduction astounding and instead acted like a pathologically insecure B-list actor who interrupts a party to loudly enumerate his own qualities. Riding dragons? Really?

Now, Audi. Here’s the company that, like Subaru, grew its market share right through the Great Recession. Audi did that by being an inherently useful and focused brand – the only all-wheel-drive luxury vehicle that comes in handy for upscale adventure heads and adventure-head hopefuls. These cars are, like so many (too many) brand, aspirational. Yet instead of stating that somewhat obvious and incredibly hackneyed luxury car advertising sentiment, Audi took the idea of aspiration and applied it to something many people care about – equality. Audi didn’t get on a soapbox to talk about a political issue or demean it by association. Audi just took the common thought of aspiration and made it “equal opportunity aspiration”. It said, “We want a world where anyone can afford our cars.” Sure it was commercial, but it was true. Sure it was a hi-jacked value but it was relevant. I’m willing to bet that very few shared Alfa’s advertising efforts from the big day. Views on one posting of the Audi 2017 Super Bowl spot are now at over 8,500,000. Alfa’s effort is in the low 600 thousands.

Oh yes, then there’s Ford who ruined a lovely montage with a bunch of declarations about how Ford is working to build stuff that everybody else is way ahead of them on – like self-driving or electric cars or… Bicycles!!?

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My Internship as a Springer

My internship at Spring was one of the most fun and challenging things I’ve ever done in my life. This is an environment where you work side by side with some of the most innovative and creative individuals in this industry. You are exposed to some really interesting clients. And, most importantly, you are viewed as a valued member of the team, and are expected to pull your weight. Which is awesome, but also a bit intimidating.

While I was doing my internship, I was finishing up my program at BCIT. I thought that since I was almost graduated, I would know almost the majority of things there is to know about this industry. But, I learned quickly that industry expertise is truly gained through real life experiences, and in no way can be obtained through a textbook. And that’s exactly what my Spring internship was- a real life agency experience.

Within the first day of my internship, I was already helping out my mentor with analyzing data from a Facebook campaign. Within the first few weeks, I was conducting industry research and completing website analyses. By the end of my internship, I was seeing minor projects through to completion, from start to finish. I also was able to tag along on some radio recordings and film shoots when the opportunity came up. Spring knew what I needed to get the most out of my internship, and then they made it happen.

Being a BCIT student during my internship, I would go to school one day a week and all of my classmates would be eagerly comparing internships. I was often surprised by some of my classmates’ experiences. Many of my peers had internships that were less hands-on, where they took more of an observing role with the company. While they still enjoyed their time, they didn’t get nearly as many practical skills out of it as I did. My peers were always so surprised when they heard that I had actual responsibility, and was doing real work.

I learned more than I could have ever imagined at Spring. As I continue my education, the skills and industry knowledge that I learned here will always be carried with me. I am so thankful for the opportunity to have worked with such an amazing company, and an amazing group of people, and having the opportunity to really grow. That’s kind of the thing they do here.


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How to make sure you don’t achieve premium prices for your luxury real estate condo tower

Seriously, we see this happen time and again. How do you avoid getting a premium $/sq.ft for your condo tower? The answer is DON’T just default to the standard pricing metric, which is what the comps have sold for. Don’t ever price your luxury condos by looking out of the rear view mirror, which is all the comps are. Look out of the windshield instead and think about what could be. Why drive in reverse? Find a project marketing firm that really gets this, like and talk to them before you do anything.

Another important way to avoid this mistake is to make sure you don’t look and sound like everyone else in the market. If you look the same, it is really difficult to achieve a premium price. Which is where your brand comes in. It needs to set you apart from others and have a compelling difference that means something to your buyers.

Is it time for you to create a dynamic brand or revitalize your existing one, and create more sales, more quickly and at higher margins? If so, shoot us a note at

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I was a Springer first

In the fall of 2014, I walked into Spring’s office to interview for an internship position in the client services department. I was new to the city and looking for that elusive first placement in advertising. (Ill)-­equipped with half a degree in cultural theory and business administration, I had decided to take a year away from school to gain practical work experience. During the interview, Richard (Spring’s Client Services Director) and I chatted about Spring’s expansive body of work and collaborative company culture. I spoke of my past work experiences, carefully using pieces of advertising jargon to supplement my limited agency knowledge. As I left the office, Richard promised that Spring would deliver the best internship in town to those who greeted each task as a challenge with unique opportunities. He maintained that promise. I have learned far more in 3 months at Spring than I would have in an entire year at school.

Unlike larger agencies, Spring gives interns the opportunity to immerse themselves in meaningful agency activities. By the end of my internship, I was writing creative briefs, sitting in on client meetings, and drafting proposals for upcoming pitches. Sure, I did my fair share of admin/accounting/ miscellaneous tasks, but I was also given the chance to critically engage with a range of client projects. From researching complex sociological developments to coordinating vibrant branding campaigns, I strengthened my business acumen with a variety of clients in a variety of industries. At Spring, I never stopped learning. Therein lies the single best thing about working at Spring – the ability to work in a cross­-disciplinary, creative environment with new challenges each and every day.

During my short time at Spring, I gained an invaluable skillset in client communication, strategy development, and project coordination; these skills extend far beyond the brick buildings of Vancouver’s agency-­spattered Yaletown district. As I prepare to finish my studies this Fall, I move forward with confidence, knowing that the skills gained at Spring will help me realize even the most ambitious professional goals. Advertising? High tech? Management consulting? Who knows. I know only this:

I was a Springer first.

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Someone Had to Go. The Predictable Demise of Future Shop.

In about two weeks, my first book, Finders and Keepers will be published.

Finders and Keepers examines the profound impact of a powerful customer type. One that doesn’t buy on price but instead buys on the quality and real authenticity of a product. Finders care little for brands but do care for the discovery of the new and the lasting value of materials, technology, provenance and craftsmanship. Although Finders represent fewer than half of the adult population, their spending power and the profitability of their buying behavior represents up to 77% of discretionary consumer spending. Finders exist in stark contrast to Keepers, the more commonly pursued, deal-sensitive consumers who are only stimulated to buy by the deepest of discounts, the biggest pile of product features or the status of a brand, or a combination of all of the above. Based on a ten-year study of consumer behavior, Finders and Keepers is an analysis of the habits of these consumers and the profound economic and business impacts that they create. Yet to try to do business with both types can mean certain death for almost any organization.

In the mean time, I couldn’t resist a bit of a tease that speaks to what can only be seen as the inevitable disappearance of the electronics superstore. This excerpt from Finders and Keepers talks about the now defunct US retailer Circuit City. To read this is to perhaps gain a better understanding of what led to This Saturday’s closure of 66 Future Shop stores across Canada. The Financial Post calls this “The Amazon Effect.” They are only partially correct. Enjoy,


Circuit City

If you were in a mood to sum up the end of a business in one sentence, this one might be fitting when it comes to the end of Circuit City: Somebody had to go.

Like Linens N Things, the rise of the category of home electronics came with an equally precipitous fall. If you are old enough to remember a time before the remote control or MTV or, for that matter, HBO, you will recall that a television set was something that sat in the living room of every home in America. It was a fixture with an expected life span to match that of other household appliances. Up until the turn of the millennium, that Sony or Panasonic or even that Zenith or Electrahome TV held a place in the home where it would be expected to stay for about as long as the washer, the fridge, and the hot water tank in the basement. Then along came the flat screen TV. Suddenly every early adopting, TV watching Finder and High Status Keeper was in the market for a TV. A wave hit the electronics business that carried with it ever more technology in the form of surround sound systems and Blu-ray players. New technology had built a profitable and not very price sensitive new consumer willing to pay the big dollar. On the heels of that consumer came bigger electronics retailers and more volume. As technology matured, prices came down and a second wave of customers hit the market in search of the sub $1,000 flat screen TV and under $300 DVD player.

Factories in China, Vietnam, Taiwan, and Korea were built to take full advantage of demand. Soon that one-time $10,000, 32-inch HD TV could be bought for about $700 and everyone could have one. Surround sound packages dropped below $1,000. DVD players fell lower and lower. How was the quality? Look at it this way, for the big home electronics stores, the number one most profitable product sold during the last decade wasn’t a product at all, it was the extended warranty. Bargain hunting buyers soon learned, at their peril, that one had best shell out the 10% of purchase price for a warranty or risk a DVD player that began to skip the after the one year factory warranty dried up.

Then along came Napster. Within a matter of months, the “software” section of every megastore emptied out which meant that the part of the store that generated repeat visits from CD shoppers just didn’t anymore. It didn’t happen overnight; digital downloading, the Apple Store, and streaming would take a few more years to finish off the CD but the damage was done. The high frequency customers, those who from time to time might drop in for an old Pink Floyd CD and walk out with a new flat screen TV, had become a rarity.

The whole market continued to commoditize. Now that once-coveted flat screen, bought as a better way to watch a good movie by some and bought as a better way to symbolize success by others, could be bought EVERYWHERE. In 2005, you could go to a Best Buy or a Circuit City and pay somewhere around $1,000 for an entry level 32-inch “sort of HD” flat screen. Today you would have a hard time spending $250 on the same size unit while getting far superior performance. Which might be okay until you consider that it can be bought at Costco, Walmart, Target, Big Lots, Kmart, Sears, and, well, everywhere. And then there’s online where the buying started with Dell TVs, moved on to Amazon, and then onward to discounters like Newegg and Tiger Direct.

But, DVD had a good run. Right? Until video streaming that is. Video streaming, from conventional cable, pirated movies, video subscription streamers—including the granddaddy of them all—Netflix, and online giants Apple Store and Google Play have killed off the DVD. With the death of the DVD comes another empty software section of the store and another product line in the form of DVD players that no one wants anymore.

By 2008, this cycle had finally hit the off switch for Circuit City. Somebody had to go. It might be fair to say that the end may be near for almost everyone else left in the electronics superstore business.

Was this another case of a business caught in that deadly no-man’s land between Finders and Keepers? Interestingly, it wasn’t. It would be naïve at best, opportunistic at middle, and revisionist at worst to claim that Circuit City would have avoided death by commoditization (Napster and its progeny, streaming video, and competition on all fronts) if it had only sold its goods in some immersive, arty environment filled with unique and definitive products. This wouldn’t have and simply couldn’t have been the case; Circuit City’s problems were just too numerous and unpredictable to have been avoided. There’s relevance here that doesn’t exist within the story of that retailer’s rise and fall; it exists instead in the present and in the future where products that those megastores once thrived on are split into commodities and non-commodities.

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As you might have read some time ago on this page, I love a good awards show. I really love the Lotus Awards. We’ve had some great years at that show. But I hold a dear place in my heart for the people who make Lotus a night that punches way above its weight from this ever-shrinking Vancouver market.

Last week we picked up gold at the Marketing awards. I am making a shameless brag face.

So it’s a good time to let everyone know that we will retire from all awards shows and annual entries for one full year. Here’s why. Ever since we opened in 2006 we have been giving part of our profits to a good cause. We generally do this on our birthday, the First Day of Spring. See Boink Day and Hugs for Hunger.

But now we find that we’ve been spending more on award shows than on good deeds. With this in mind, we have decided that this is a time to stop showing and to start giving.

We are in the midst of developing something with the aim of changing a person or person’s lives. That’s the brief. Stay tuned for the execution. As part of this effort we will be investing our awards and annual entry budget from May 2013 to May 2014.

We will continue to do our very best work for our clients during that time. Nuff said.

As for everybody else, keep up the good fight, keep doing your incredible work and we’ll see you next year.




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Free Parking

A few weeks ago I had a near perfect day absolutely ruined by a parking ticket. I returned to my car that day, and learned that the $6 I had paid for a paltry hour of parking simply wasn’t enough, a slip of paper was tucked under my wiper blade and I found myself $70 in the hole.

I did what anyone would do in my situation, I whined about it at work all afternoon and found solace in the mutual parking woes of my coworkers.

I believe a famous hockey player or politician once said:

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.

My coworker Shon and I decided to turn our misfortune into most fortune for other Vancouver motorists. In true Spring random act of kindness fashion, we would go on a parking meter plugging spree!

Armed with all the loose change we could muster and a friendly note disguised as a parking ticket, we set out to the streets of downtown Vancouver and gave the gift of time.

coin zero

We moved swiftly through the streets like parking meter guardian angels and hopefully alleviated a few nasty surprises. When confronted by a group of girls returning to their expired meter in the act of being topped up, we were met with incredulous admiration. “ You’re plugging our meter?!” they asked, “Pay it Forward” we said, well either that or to City Hall.

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Tainted is usually a word used to describe something bad or terrible, but to me it also resembles something inspiring.

Two weekends ago I saw a fearfully touching reading of a play called Tainted about a family who lived through the troubling times of the Tainted Blood Crisis that took off in the 1980s. This crisis deeply affected the lives of hemophiliacs across Canada.

What are hemophiliacs you ask? Hemophiliacs are individuals (mainly males) whose bodies are missing and/or cannot produce the protein Factor XIII in their blood that allows it to clot, meaning that yes, in severe circumstances they could bleed to death. Though there is no cure, there is a way to temporarily restore these Factor VIII levels via direct infusions into the blood. Sounds like a solid fix, right? But what if this medicine was once tainted with HIV and Hepatitis C? What if that one thing that enabled you to live a safe and normal everyday life was the thing that killed you? What if the Canadian Red Cross knew about this and did nothing but stand by and watch innocent victims get sick, die, and during those early and often hateful days, get ridiculed for contracting the “gay disease”. What if I told you this appeared to be true.

In the 1980s, many people who’d had blood transfusions or used medical blood products were mysteriously getting sick. It seemed that by the time proper testing took place around 2,000 were infected with HIV and up to 60,000 contracted Hepatitis C. What’s worse is that there was major denial of infected products and none were ever recalled. No official statement was made until all of the infected products were distributed and used. It wasn’t until 2001 the Canadian Red Cross was found guilty of negligence for failing to screen blood donors effectively for HIV infection and stripped of its control over the blood program. To this day many are angered with the 2007 ruling that found there was “no crime” in the actions of the four doctors and a US medical company in relation to this disasters turn of events. Many believe this crisis is responsible for nearly wiping out an entire generation of hemophiliacs.

Similar tragedies have occurred in a few other areas of the world such as Japan, Iraq, Iran, Scotland, Ireland, Italy, Portugal and the US. France is currently in the middle of their public inquiry to find out exactly how this happened and who’s to blame. The playwright behind Tainted has done a full production of the play in Toronto and is currently raising $5000 to take the reading to the UK and spread awareness.

For me, this play hit close to home. My brother has severe hemophilia. Though he himself was not directly affected by this crisis I know a few people who have HIV because of it today and the thought that it could happen again is frightening. This play deeply touched many hearts, including mine, and unveils so many of the awful and true stories of this tragedy. I believe it is such an impactful way of spreading awareness that I personally want to help this cause.

Here at Spring we like to do good things. For my birthday, I will be taking my annual “Spring Do Something Good On Your Birthday, Get the Day Off Day™” to donate blood, as Factor VIII is created from the plasma of donated blood. And, instead of my usual birthday-spree I will be donating $100 to GromKat Productions and the Moyo Theatre.

I suggested to the playwright that she have a reading recorded so it can be distributed and shared as a podcast. A few days ago, Kat Lanteigne (the playwright) emailed me and told me she has reached out to her CBC friends to see if it’s a possible endeavor. You can bet I’ll be sharing this recording if and when it becomes available, as I believe it is truly a valuable, tear-jerking, eye-opening 90 minutes worth hearing.

For more information on the play visit

For information on how to donate

To learn more about Hemophilia and the Canadian Hemophilia Society’s BC Chapter visit

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The phrase, “Am I nuts?” was the first thing that came out of my mouth at 6:00 am yesterday morning. This advertising business contains a lot of idealism. Sure that client will approve the ad with a happy Hitler holding a bunch of balloons (they didn’t). Of course you’ll be able to get that shot with a remote control helicopter (it crashed). Hug thousands of strangers while dressed as cuddly animals to raise money for charity? No problem, uh, somebody else will do the hugging right?

When Spring set up an internal contest to find a replacement for our very fun first day of spring fundraiser, Boink Day, we got a lot of great submissions. But a hug-athon was the clear winner. Full marks to Springer, Justin Van Mulligan for his submission. The plan, simple. Every time a Vancouverite would hug a cuddly-dressed Springer, Spring would donate $1 to the Greater Vancouver Food Bank. We held Hugs For Hunger in downtown Vancouver. Much of the activity centered around the Art Gallery. Passers-by were invited to kick in their own money too. One kind soul actually gave us $100 for a hug.

This being our eighth year of Strange Acts of Kindness we’ve learned most of the lessons that go with holding weird fund raising events. One is, there are specific roles. Three kinds. People to sell participation (in this case, Hug Pimps) then there are those who do the “thing” – Huggers. And finally, collectors. They count the hugs and take in donations. These jobs have always been rotated among Springers as the day goes on.

Yet in the days leading up to Hugs for Hunger an air of nervousness descended on Spring. Few were volunteering to be huggers and many were just refusing. Turns out, the idea of hugging hundreds of complete strangers while wearing a fuzzy animal costume is a little out of most comfort zones. Turns out, it’s out of mine.

Turns out that in one of life’s oxymoronic truisms, you can’t get behind a great idea from behind it. You get in front of it. In a furry bear suit. In front of a core sample of humanity with open, fuzz-clad, beckoning, hugging arms.

The embrace hug

Which is what a bunch of us wound up doing yesterday. And it was one of those life experiences that has so far, defied words. Yesterday I had the incredible experience of embracing and feeling the embrace of hundreds of people who I have never met and will probable never see again. And found that each hug was like a tiny touch of their souls. I felt, and everyone who had the same experience agrees, that I could look inside of these people a little. For added sensory acuity, the suits provided lousy vision so there was a lot of hugging blind where other senses kind of took over.

I had hugs from people who felt good about hugging because they felt good about life. I had hugs that felt like that person was getting permission to be affectionate. Hugs from people who at that instant challenged themselves to something they were afraid of, and congratulated themselves in that hug. I hugged people who just really needed a hug. Hugged those who hadn’t had human contact for quite some time. Hugged the happy. Hugged shoppers who got something unexpected for free. Hugged little kids. Got firmly rejected by a guy who clearly could have used a hug. Hugged by the reluctant and the aggressively enthusiastic alike. Hugged an old man with a long beard and a turban and a cane. Hugged executives in suits and delightfully bewildered Japanese tourists. For some reason there was a large group of Native kids downtown yesterday and all of them lined up and gave me the most wonderful warm and sincere hugs of the day. And given the high quality of many other hugs, that’s saying something. An older woman among them said to me, “we must touch hearts when we hug” and we did.


The whole thing, in its entirety has left me a still-grinning idiot.

I’ve been lucky enough to count up some great experiences in life. Hugging for Hunger now stands among the top of that tally. Sorry about this trite sounding rhyme but the best drug, is a whole lotta hug.

Thanks to all the Springers, the clients who kicked in, BooLala costumes for the deal on the furry suits, Jim at John Casablancas Institute for providing your very helpful extra personnel and thanks to every one of you who came in for the hug.


Rob Schlyecher

Chief Cuddling Officer at Spring

Hugs for Hunger Signature

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Hugs For Hunger

March 20 isn’t Christmas or Valentines Day or Mother’s Day but to me, the first day of spring is a day that needs its due. If you think I’m biased, you are correct. But let’s leave that aside for the moment and consider the following. If Vancouver’s long, damp, leave-for-work-in-the-dark-come-home-in-the-dark winter is a very long and miserable workweek, then March 20 is at least its Friday afternoon. The crocuses are up, the days are longer and warm evenings of flip-flops and ice cream cones are on the way.

We opened our little shop of ideas on the first day of spring eight years ago. So yes, the first day of spring is the first day of Spring. We’re grateful for the people who’ve come to work here and the clients who’ve come to work with us over those years. And, with exactly one paying client and an 8 x 12 workspace, we were grateful on our very first day in 2006. On that March 20, we donated a portion of our extremely meager working capital to the Greater Vancouver Food Bank through an interesting online donation program that involved Slinkys frozen into 250 lb. blocks of ice.

Since then we’ve encouraged Vancouverites to celebrate the exit from winter’s sodden squeeze on every first day of spring. Every time we’ve worked with the Greater Vancouver Food Bank. The Food Bank gets pretty much ignored this time of year so we have drawn attention and donated to it in some pretty unusual ways. These actions fit into a broader policy employed at Spring that we call Strange Acts of Kindness. (SAKs)

On a number of those March 20s we’ve held Boink Day. Boink Day is a pogo-stick-athon where we encourage downtown passers by to get on a pogo stick. When they do, we donate a dime per “boink” to the Food Bank. Or, they can get a Springer to do the same for their ten-cent donation per boink. Good fun.

streethug 2

This year, we’re changing things up. It just feels like the city could use a hug. So, we’ll be sending our team of big, soft cuddly animals out on the streets this Thursday March 20th to Hug for Hunger. See one, give him or her a hug and we’ll donate a $1 to the Food Bank. Or, see one, ask for a hug, donate $1 yourself. Look for our designated Huggers around the Art Gallery. Here’s more . Or check out @springad on twitter for #hugsforhunger and invite us to your office, workplace or crowded bus for a round of hugs.

It’ll make your day, and somebody else’s dinner.



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